Lola Creton Let’s Her Tits Do The Talking

When you're with a new friend in a strange place and you've just come in from the pouring rain, there's really not much you can say to each other. Lola Creton said the only sensible words, "We should get out of these clothes," and then there's really nothing more to say. Thankfully, her rain-kissed breasts are there to pick up the conversation.

Unfortunately, it's not a conversation that Bart McQueen here is capable of having. He's a good looking fellow, but he's missing the equipment necessary to communicate in the language of wet, shapely, ever-so-squeezable breasts. Really, everyone could use a pair now and then, if only to have something to say in important moments. (We bet Lola would be down to feel him up.)

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