Britain’s Best Battles Britain’s Biggest (As Far As Boobs Are Concerned)

We don't know how the major British lad's mags feel about each other, but we'd like to think there's a healthy rivalry tinged with genuine fanaticism and animosity. Zoo Magazine comes out with a feature on the Best Boobs in Britain as voted by you, and Nuts responds by saying, "Oh yeah? Here are Britain's Biggest Boobs as decided by us because voting is wak and we know titties better than anyone else." The gauntlet has been thrown down.

We're not about to choose sides. Sure, we admit that it's easier to assess the biggest boobs than it is the best--and we believe that the best boobs in the world are the ones that happen to be in the same bed as you--but size is only one of many facets of breasts and feels somewhat limiting. Maybe we'll start our own magazine and run a feature called "The Most Manageable Boobs in America" and it will show topless women talking about how they never have to worry about knocking over vases with their racks (Lacey Banghard did that at her friend's house, her tits are destructive).

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)