“Friends With Benefits”: No Health Or Dental, Just Banging

Has there ever been a porn film about pals who like screwing each other but have no romantic aims or feelings? This is not that porn. Brooklyn Lee and Tommy Pistol are friends, they fuck, and they will discover a spark of love between. Heartwarming, yes, but the fuck buddies of the world feel underrepresented.

But this movie isn't about Brooklyn and Tommy and their first time as home owners living in Reseda, it's about the drama and the delights that lead up to it. This is the story they will have to somehow tell their children and their grandchildren about even though there is a ton of fucking.

Brooklyn and Tommy--friends and co-workers--just ended their respective relationships, and they feel the need to hop back on the freak circuit as soon as possible. They decide to check out a swingers party together, but in order to be admitted, they have to pose as a couple. You can see where this is going: benefits.

With their inhibitions lowered and the smell of sex in the air, Tommy and Brooklyn find themselves embraced, entwined, and unable to pursue the free flesh floating around the party. We don't know how they end up in a big quiet room with each other, but these promo pictures show that they use all of the space (and couch) they're given. The cutest thing about Brooklyn sitting on Tommy's cock is not the way her back is arched or the quick thrill that shocks her spine as she finally learns the feeling of being filled up by her best friend, it's the fact that Tommy and Brooklyn both have their feet dangling off the edge of the couch. They're so cute and tiny!

Elsewhere and for other reasons not explained by the back of the box, Alec Knight fucks Bailey Blue. In their first picture, Alec appreciates a blowjob from the bikinied Bailey while he clutches a nearly empty bottle of bourbon by his side. As sad as this image might be, we have to admit, Alec looks like a straight up boss right here; we defy you to tell us a better way to unwind than sipping whiskey and getting dome on your fancy sectional couch. Perhaps he would look classier with a proper glass, but it doesn't matter. Eventually the booze goes away, Bailey's legs go over Alec's shoulders, and they fuck like mad.

Maybe we're wrong about the end of "Friends With Benefits," maybe Brooklyn and Tommy will look at each other in their post-coital dreaminess and decide to never let feelings come between their genitals, and maybe young lovers will look at this movie and say, "See? These pornstars are capable of having non-stop casual sex and nothing more, so we must be able to do the same." Never give up the dream, young lovers!

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