April O’Neil Is Both Dirty And “Nerdy”

Porn is full of imposters: Milves who haven't borne offspring, "Lesbians" who don't like softball, and women who were "barely legal" eight years ago. But in "Nerdy Girls," Elegant Angel actually drafted April O'Neil, a card-carrying Nerd.

It is disheartening when porn studios slap a pair of non-prescription frames on a performer just to have someone jizz on her glasses. I therefore had doubts about the Actual Nerd quotient in William H.'s latest film until I saw April O'Neil's name in the credits. O'Neil, who regularly tweets pictures of herself with Daleks and is conversant on many subjects beloved of men who then fall hopelessly in love with her, is a real nerd, even if she isn't allowed to do actual nerdy things in the movie.

Wearing glasses, O'Neil reads a book in the bath. Then Manuel Ferrara fucks her. The interesting thing about this is that Ferrara's facial hair and O'Neil's pubes are the same color and are shaved to the same length, so it is difficult to see where he ends and where she begins as he eats her out. You will also notice in the gallery that Ferrara gets so turned on that he appears to be fucking his own elbow.

But having poor eyesight and reading in the tub does not a nerd make. My own mother, for example, knows nothing of the Cult of Skaro or Nyarlathothep and she reads her tracts in the tub. Mr. H. is working with outdated information if he assumes that a set of specs is all it takes to get one in the Nerd Club.

But why am I complaining? Even if O'Neil wasn't seen masturbating with her scale model of the Enterprise or putting the Fifth Doctor's celery in her pussy, just her inclusion in this movie is a win for the team.

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