Our Next Girlfriend Shall Be The Mega-MILF “Louise Wimmer”

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We're calling dibs on Corinne Masiero, the middle-aged beauty who plays the titular character in "Louise Wimmer." She has introduced us to a new type of sex icon: the fatigued yet foxy older babe who gets divorced, slides into socio-economic purgatory, lives in her car, gains strength and inspiration by blasting Nina Simone, and still regularly gets her freak on.

We feel as if our lust for Corinne has taken a note from Louis C.K., who once famously discussed how the tough and baby-drained body of his wife is far sexier than the body of any twenty-something. As he put it, "You're not a woman until you've had a couple of kids and your life is in the toilet" and, more pointedly, "You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams." Louise Wimmer's dreams lie in the gutter, and we would gladly lie down next to them if it would give us the chance to flirt with her.

· "Louise Wimmer" (imdb.com)