Her Name Is Svetlana Cluck, Her Nipples We’d Like To… Talk About

Attilio D'Agostino claimed Svetlana Cluck as his muse and that's why he's taken such splendid pictures of her. Can't she be our muse, too? We may never get the chance to sit with her in quiet rooms and observe her breathing so that we can dedicate great works of art to the rhythm of her respiration, but can we at least put her picture on the wall and fall asleep to her breasts?

The Greeks had nine muses and they managed to share all of them pretty well! Why can't Attilio? Is it because he has a cool name and sparklers for Svetlana to play with? Man, this is just like middle school all over again: we always lose to the guy with fireworks.

· Via Fashionography (fashionography.net)