The Fount Ever Floweth

Sure, we've witnessed the splashtastic splendor of the Trevi fountain, the citified wonder in Washington Square Park, and even the impressive, bursting blasts of the Bellagio -- but we think we're still bigger fans of the little fountain that could -- a comely cock that flows forever thanks to the power of the GIF. It moves us in a... special... way the others don't, plus it doesn't need regular maintenance or grow algae or things like that. Suck it, Peterhof!

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