It’s Pokie-Palooza In Hollywood!

What do Amanda Seyfried, Kim Kardashian, and Elizabeth Hurley all have in common? They all have sharp, stiff, and/or excited nipples poking through their clothes! Since these three women are displaying erect nipples, we imagine that all of Los Angeles is under a similar spell. We suspect global climate change is at work.

It's like the weather has finally figured out a way to get our attention. We don't care how many hurricanes smash against us or how badly the draught kills our crops, but if the summer suddenly hits a cold snap and a bunch of celebrities' nipples suddenly rise toward the sky, then we're listening. We might not be motivated to clean up the environment if it's giving us such sights, but it's a start nonetheless!

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)