Sierra Banxxx Has The “Ass Factor 2,” Do You?

What is the ass factor? How can you tell if someone has it? How can you tell if you have it and you're sitting on it right now? Quick test: pull down your pants and wiggle it out the window. If Manuel Ferrara comes a-runnin', that means you have it. Congratulations.

That's not the only way to detect the ass factor, so don't fret if there aren't any Frenchmen at your door. Also, you know, maybe don't wiggle your butt around in public, or if you must, don't tell anybody that we told you to do it. We know there's no such thing as bad publicity, but we don't want Fleshbot to be responsible for a rash of mooning.

The only moons we want to talk about are the ones orbiting this fine Jules Jordan film, such as Sierra Banxxx's. Look at it: its plumpness is so out of control that you want to stick your hand in the screen and pet it so that it might calm down. But will it ever calm down? Not when Mr. Pete is poking at it. Perhaps Sierra looks calm as she rides cowgirl, but that all changes when Pete switches his stick to her backdoor. She doesn't even bother looking back at the camera; all she wants to do is slam her ass down on Pete's pecker until she comes quivering in his lap (or until his pelvis breaks, whichever happens first).

As far as we see it, the ass isn't as big of a factor in Chastity Lynn's scene as multi-tasking is. Sure, her derriere is the main attraction for Mark Wood and Toni Ribas--and even though the men are good friends, you can tell that they resent each other when not presently pounding Chastity's pucker--but Chastity's power lies in her ability to entertain with mouth, pussy, hands, legs, hair, lips, and even her tights. Fucking her must be like climbing a mountain: there are so many places to touch, hold, and push, and the real challenge is finding the right leverage. Mark and Toni are good at that though: they just doubly penetrate her and that does the trick.

Even if you don't think you have the ass factor right now, you may develop it soon. One day, you'll be waiting in line at Target, and suddenly your jeans will become a pair of fishnet stockings with garter attachments and a bright green thong, and everybody behind you will be like, "Damn." Rumor has it that buying "Ass Factor 2" will make this happen within a few weeks.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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