Is This Part Of Your Student Activities Fee, Kaci Starr?

Naked Kaci Starr stumbles around a college parking lot, only to be fucked by campus security. We are not saying it's CSUN-Northridge; we're just saying that school is every bit as good and way less expensive than USC.

To be fair, Starr actually looks more like an ASU undergrad in Hustler's "Teen Truth or Dare," and that is but one of many eyebrow-raising things we're supposed to overlook in this film.

First off, isn't it redundant in a porn movie to use "teen" when you're already saying "truth or dare"? "MILF Truth or Dare" would just seem creepy; it would have to be teens.

Second, we are wicked happy that Billy Glide has a more vivacious partner in the juicy Kaci Starr (last time around we think he drew a short straw), but Kaci is no teen, and Glide might as well work at nearby Pierce Agricultural College if he's going to carry on like that; he made no effort whatsoever to determine if Starr was drunk, riddled with disease, or had been involved in a Satanic rite—he just fucked her in the back of a van.

At least it didn't appear to be a school van.

But then Starr—having fulfilled her "dare,"—returns to her girlfriends' dorm room where a "This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX" poster hangs. As if. That's where our credulity snapped.

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