Hardcore Travelogue: “Public Displays of Affection”

Aleska Diamond, pantieless in a ridiculously form-fitting blue dress, pulls a "Basic Instinct" in a Budapest cafe. Book your tickets now.

Genial director Mick Blue jets to Budapest and Prague (which are like the twin Porn Valleys of Europe) where he either coaxes or doesn't need to coax Czech or Hungarian starlets (or visiting Russian or Romanian ones) to give him some serious foreplay in the open air before the couple retreats to the safety of a hotel room.

I consider movies like Blue's "Public Displays of Affection" to be worthwhile travelogues because we get to see the secluded places next to the famous places, such as the abandoned men's restroom on Ellis Island [note to self: This nation needs a "Godfather II" porn parody stat].

And while Diamond, Jenna Lovely, and Cindy Dollar all live up to their porn names, letting it all hang out (if that is an appropriate description of what their taut former Eastern bloc frames are capable of) in parks, bridges, and subway stations, people like "Promesita" and Rachel Evans prove that despite porn movies to the contrary, there are shy women in the Czech Republic, too.

To be fair, while Blue is always genial (he is friendly to the women, and not an International Douche), there is still less "Affection" than "Commerce" in this video. Maybe if everyone spoke his or her native language it would seem more casual.

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