Don’t Get Jizz On The New Upholstery!

We've all been there -- recieving an extra-juicy facial while naked on the couch with hands bound behind our backs. It can be a tricky situation, especially if you've got sparkling clean sofa cushions that haven't known the taste of cum in their lives.

But when we think about it, what a shame! Every being should know the happiness that is warm cum streaking across one's surface. Let the cushions live a little! We're sure they're so anxiously awaiting their first taste of jizz that cleaning things up without a drop would be unbearable. So, just relax! Plus we think vinegar and seltzer will get that right out.

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