Oh, that's not a tradition in your household? Hmm. Well, it may take a while to work up to a full fist in the bum, but might as well get crackin'. We were always told to work for what we want... So start with a finger, make it a few, then jam your whole mitt in there up the the wrist. Hey, it beats playing Scrabble.
Don't get us wrong; we love us some Scrabble. But you can get that fix by playing Words with Friends while out and about or something. When you've got your babe by your side for a quiet evening at home, it may be time to break out the big guns. And equally large and accommodating assholes.
· Fisting Her Ass (xtube.com)