“Babysitter Diaries 8”: Don’t Just Tip Your Babysitter, Give Her The Whole Shaft!

The money that you give your babysitter needs to go a long way, not just for basic amenities, but for socializing and having fun. They have to spend money on clothing, makeup, drinks, cabs, contraception, and a bunch of other things to have a single night out on the town; think how much money and anxiety she could save if you would simply bang her brains out before she leaves your house!

Note that we are telling you to pay her and sleep with her. A girl can't get by on dick alone; sucking your balls will not pay the bills. That is, unless they're pornstars, which we're pretending they aren't.

It feels like we haven't seen Tanner Mayes in a long while--she's looking as pretty as always! In this film, she plays a med student who babysits to help pay tuition. Her boss, Toni Ribas, comes home from a game of basketball with a leg injury, and she sees the perfect opportunity to put her education into action. This translates into Tanner pulling Toni's cock from beneath his loose shorts and sucking it tenderly; either she couldn't address the injury directly, or Toni was shooting hoops using his hard-on (it wouldn't surprise us). Whatever's hurting him, it doesn't last long, for he soon has Tanner bent over the back of the couch so he can palm her tight ass cheeks, spread them apart, and mercilessly pound her pussy.

Maddy O'Reilly is a sharp young woman, but the stress of looking after kids in someone's fancy house can get to a girl after a while, and she accidentally locked herself outside. Fortunately, Nacho Vidal runs a locksmith service and he was more than happy to speed over and open her vagina. Did we say vagina? We meant to say "door," but whatever, the cat's out of the bag now: you guys, they have sex. It would be funny if Nacho had a long and skinny cock that he used to hit Maddy's G-spot with precision and grace, but that's not the case: his pick is a big ol' thick prick and it fills Maddy's pussy completely. Sometimes he even uses it to bust stubborn locks!

What could be more frightening than a call from your babysitter telling you that there's an emergency and you need to come home? This is what brings Erik Everhard racing back to his house--with his heart beating like mad and his hair gel beginning to melt--where Lizz Tayler sits waiting for him to return. And she's naked. And she was lying; there's no emergency. It's a miracle that Erik doesn't pass out from his anger and adrenaline, or maybe it just Lizz's stunning physique, but regardless of what keeps him going, he wastes no time getting Lizz on his lap and his cock balls-deep inside her. We have to ask: if she's willing to fake an emergency, will she fake an orgasm?

With all due respect, the women of "Babysitter Diaries 8" don't seem like the best people to be taking care of kids. It's a minor complaint, but we here at Fleshbot think that demonstrating responsibility is the ultimate foreplay.