When Allie Haze Meets Russia

You see, times likes these, we wish the Cold War was still going on. Then we could say that Allie Haze's appearance in the Russian GQ shows that our world is growing closer, and that maybe the Cold War will soon be over thanks to this young American woman's international message of love and nipples!

But no, the damn Berlin Wall had to fall a couple decades ago. It's not like we enjoy this shoot any less because the Soviet Union disbanded, but we think it could use a little more gravity. Allie Haze looks great with pearls in her butt crack, and if we had our druthers, those pearls would represent the opulence of the bourgeoise! Or something like that. Maybe she could put a little American flag in there, too. Basically, we're saying that more political weight needs to rest on Allie's ass.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)