Maria Fowler’s Booty Destroyed Her Dress

Dude, poor Maria Fowler. Just as she steps out of the cab, her butt breaks through her skirt, revealing itself (and her thong) to the cameras; the comedic timing on this is so insane that it makes us believe in a god of mischief. Did Maria do something to make her booty upset, or are all butts secretly malicious?

Strange question: does this count as an upskirt photo? We are looking into her skirt and seeing the ass and thong within, but it feels like we should call it something different when the skirt is split at the seams. We can't call it a "through-skirt" because that sounds like the fabric is translucent. Maybe we should call it a "despite-skirt" because we're seeing butt and undies despite the skirt's best efforts. Oh, it's so hard coming up with terms for the future of panty flashing! We bet Shakespeare never had these problems.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)