What is wrong with us? Why do we keep forgetting about how huge and amazing Susan Sarandon's boobs are? It's not like one day they were tiny and the next they were enormous--we even have photographic and video evidence that her titties have always been terrific. We need to remind ourselves of this fact more often. Maybe we'll get a tattoo.
That would totally solve our forgetfulness. We could either get one that says "Don't Forget About Susan Sarandon's Breasts!" or we could get a portrait of her. We'd probably go with one of these pictures: they all display her terrific tits, but in a classy manner (through a beautiful dress) that's suitable for showing off at dinner parties.
· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)