Industrial Scoops: “Busty Construction Girls”

Does possession of a hard hat and yellow safety vest and proximity to a backhoe make one a busty construction chick? No: you also need big boobs.

It's not that we deny Elegant Angel and the visionary William H. Nutsack the right to make this movie, but my natural and very wholesome enjoyment of Charley Chase and Sophie Dee was threatened by the knowledge that they don't know the first thing about pouring concrete or belt-sanding.

Yet here come five scenes of great fucking near, on, or initiated near or on workbenches and bulldozers featuring Chase, Dee, Anissa Kate, Jayden Jaymes, and Lizz Tayler that could just as easily have been called "Busty Texting Girls" or "Busty Girls Tweeting Pictures of Their Food."

I would have believed it more.

Regardless of where she's doing it, though (in this case she was in a woodshop), Charley Chase looks great shimmying out of a pair of denim cutoffs.

I'd be just fine with more Daisy Dukes movies, but leave the construction porn to "This Ain't The Fountainhead XXX."

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· Buy "Busty Construction Girls" (tlavideo.com)