That Shirt Is Not Nipple Camouflage, Sharon Stone

You know what? We wish Sharon's effort to hide her braless breasts behind a thin and noisily patterned shirt had worked. Obviously, we enjoy getting to see this talented actor's nipples, but we just think the camouflage angle is brilliant. What kind of pattern would it take to hide her nipples? Would she have to wear a shirt that was covered in nipples?

Could Sharon Stone--could anybody in the world--look good in a translucent shirt with hundreds of nipples (or nipple-colored patterns) on it? Maybe we need to think about this camouflage differently. What if we had a shirt that had many small points rising out of the fabric as if to be many stiff nipples pushing out? You see, this is why we're not fashion designers.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)