Reminder: Frottage Is What’s Up

It's the weekend, it's going to be a long weekend, and we bet some of you fine readers out there are anticipating having sex. That's cool, you know, you do your thing; we just wanted you to know that penetration is played out. It sounds weird, it was decided last night by vote, and now all the cool people spend their days lying around, lubricating themselves, rubbing their stuff together, loving life.

Penetration is going to come back soon--that's how these trends go--and there's no reason you should stop doing it, but we ask that you give frottage a try. It's way easier to film. (Um, not that we're filming you.)

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