Blessed Is The Angle That Shows Us Kim Kardashian’s Nipple

Sometimes we feel like Luke Skywalker, and our vision is a proton torpedo, and celebrity nudity is the thermal exhaust port, and Kim Kardashian is the Death Star (no offense). We only have one chance to see her nipple, but if we time it right, we'll be able to wedge our eyeballs between her breast and dress.

We shouldn't take this "Star Wars" analogy any further because then we'll end up thinking about Kim destroying planets while thousands of tiny men (and a few Sith) hang out inside her. You see? That's already going too far.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)