“A Touch Of Ass”: Less Than A Dash Of Derriere, More Than A Skosh Of Sphincter

We're used to thinking of the ass as a passive body part--a sweet but sensitive spot just waiting for fingers and tongues to please it--but these young women remind us that the ass can be active as well. Think of the squeeze, the heat, the cheeks resting gently on your face: that's a touch of ass.

Really, this movie is so butt-centric that "A Touch of Ass" might be an understatement. These girls are essentially giving each other secret handshakes of ass, but clearly that title would've been way less catchy.

Inna doesn't just want to touch Alaine's ass, she wants to bond with it. She licks Alaine's butt with her eyes closed, savoring the flavors, darting her tongue fast before pushing it in for a deep kiss. Meanwhile, Alaine has a look on her face as if someone just whispered the world's best dirty joke in her ear. Come to think of it, a good ass licking is the world's best dirty joke. We'd explain the connection to you, but come on, that'd ruin it.

Nikky Thorne and Amirah are starving, but they don't have any food in the house, so they figure they might as well fuck in the kitchen. You have to use the room for something, right? If you're not storing glasses in the cupboards, store your giant glass dildos in there. Nikky wants her place to look lived in; ditto her asshole. Amirah wants the same, so Nikky has her hand disappear up there. Is she fisting, fingering, tickling? You'll have to watch to find out.

We, however, are somewhat afraid to watch "A Touch of Ass" because these pictures are already motivating us to feel (and be felt up by) some butts. Our hands are in our pants enough as it is.

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