Behold Jessica Jane Clement’s Nip Slip Insurance

Jessica Jane Clement took no chances with her sideboob-showcasing white dress, and we respect her for that. Yes, we would've liked to see a nipple slip out of the side of that thing, but the fact that she said to herself, "I'm wearing a giant ascot and nothing else, so let's slap some pasties on as well," makes us feel very proud of her.

We're not being facetious, we swear! We think foresight is sexy as hell, and we love that Jessica Jane showed us so much of her body while controlling what we can't see. Actually, all this talk of control is giving us some strange domination fantasies involving Ms. Clement. (And there are no pasties on in our fantasies.)

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)