Behold The Brothel Boobies Of The Wild West

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Despite what you may have heard about us, we're not experts on brothels of the old western frontier, but we do get a feeling of authenticity from the scenes, settings, and fast-talking prostitutes in "The Scarlet Worm." Still, we have to ask: did everyone have dirt on them all the time? If so, we are totally down. Dirty breasts are the best.

Our second favorite thing is cowgirls riding cowgirl on cowboys.

· "The Scarlet Worm" (imdb.com)