All Right; If It Will Make You Happy: “Please Cum On My Leggings”

Black leggings, pink leggings, orange leggings, yellow leggings. What do they have in common? They don't seem to have any purpose except as semen surfaces in "Please Come On My Leggings."

I'll confess that I don't know what leggings really do, and I've purchased them for various people at least five times. Of one thing I'm certain, however: I can only imagine coming on them by accident.

Still, the beautiful Lexi Belle, Jada Stevens, Adrianna Luna, Stefania Marra, and Laura Crystal seem to be asking, and who are any of us to say No? When all any of them try to do is make us happy? "Please Come On My Leggings," they say. And you're like, "I'd prefer not to"? Asshole.

Director Mick Blue seems to be very enthusiastic about leggings (I mean, do you wash leggings like a pair of pants, or do you just throw them out after one use? Do they keep your legs warm? How long do they last after you get the come out of them?) and he appears to delight in moving them aside so that he can fuck people.

I say, "Mick Blue, if they weren't wearing leggings in the first place, all you'd have to move is some labia." But he doesn't listen. What's next? Come on my socks? Come on my brass knuckles? Come on my face?

Wait a minute: Come on my face. I'll be right back.

· 3rd Degree (thirddegreefilms.com)
· Buy "Please Cum On My Leggings" (tlavideo.com)