Oh, Y’Know, Just Hanging Out With Masturbating London Keyes

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What a world! If a naked jGrrl were climbing in our cabinets, we'd plotz. Or grab our own BodyWand and make it a party. But we suppose when you're Richard Avery, such marvelous sights are just part of your every day.

London naturally makes a sexy masturbator (who doesn't, really?). But along with that sexiness comes a solid dose of sass -- be still, our hearts! Again we must defer to the infinite cool of Mr. Avery. Were this sprightly masturbating sassypants anywhere near us, we'd help out with whatever hand she demanded! So, yeah... London Keyes, if you ever want to visit Fleshbot HQ our hands -- nay, all our limbs -- are all yours.

· Via Juliland