My Good Sir, Some Tits For Your Face

April 1, 2012
FLORABEL-MULVANEY

We weren't too familiar with Canadian model/actress Shalom Harlow -- but now we are! And, along with this lucky gentleman, we're tickled to pieces at getting such an ostentatious glimpse at Shalom's bodacious bitties.

Remarkably, we found that Ms. Harlow is nearly 40 years old. This is the kind of spunk and extraordinary tit-perkiness we aspire to, and may Shalom be flashing dudes, well, forever. She could probably forego wearing tops altogether if she wanted... We doubt there'd be any complaints.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)