He Likes To Suck Toes, Hers Secrete Fructose

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Now that we know a few things about foot worship, we can fully enjoy scenes like this! Furthermore, we won't be tempted to judge the villainous man for his fetish. Who cares if he got rich by designing a foot-porn website? Who cares if he likes it when Sandy wears her dirty gym socks? This guy is just an average pervert. Aren't we all?

So there's no reason for Jason Yee to be busting in with his gun drawn and his attitude all over the room. For a second, we could've sworn that was a young Joseph Gordon Levitt. It's definitely not, but now we have the image of JGL going around stopping people from sucking toes, and it's hilarious. We're not giving that image up.

· "The Girl from the Naked Eye" (imdb.com)

[Title credit: MC Paul Barman]