If God Had Tits, They’d Be “Big Wet Tits 11”

You know what DreamWorks animators do at night? They sit around designing the hyper-realistic breasts of their dreams. Today, we realized that no matter how powerful their computers get, no matter how massive their budgets are, their wildest mammary machinations will only be pale shadows compared to the real life, oil-dripping breasts of Bridgette B.

Honestly, look at these boobs, look at the beads of moisture (water, oil, tears from heaven?) collecting on her skin, and us if you think someone designed these jugs in Maya. Of course, you can say the same about the other stars of Tig Ol' Wet Bitties 11: Lexi Swallow, Sophie Dee, Liza Del Sierra, and, of course, Lisa Ann.

We're amazed that Manuel Ferrara is able to get a firm grip on Lisa Ann's boobs; they're so oily and shiny that you can see the camera reflected in them. Still, he makes it work! He wraps his hands around as much of her boobs as he can and uses the extra weight to slam Lisa down on his thick cock. We keep thinking that she'll slip away and slide across the couch, but no, they maintain penetration through the gravitational forces that bind his massive dick to the back of her pussy.

When we first saw Liza Del Sierra, we actually didn't realize it was her. Who is this ravishing young woman with thick, smoky eye shadow getting her tits divided by the legendary Lexington Steele? We only realized it was Liza when we saw the way she bares her teeth as Lex pushes his way into her tight ass. On the one hand, we're embarrassed that we couldn't identify her immediately. On the other hand, we feel a strange intimacy with Liza knowing that we're so in tune with her facial expressions (especially in regards to anal).

And then there's Bridgette B. and Mr. Pete. Judging by these pictures, it looks like Bridgette's tits aren't actually that wet during her scene. We dare say she looks dry! Do we feel cheated? Not in the least; those tits are still quite big, and Mr. Pete shakes out a serious load on her tits at the end, so they've satisfied their contractual obligation of wetness. We think it's quite cute that Elegant Angel paired up the two performers who have punctuation marks in their names. You know what else looks like punctuation? Tits.

Tits!

"Big Wet Tits 11," that is.

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