Yes, You Can Be Our Dominatrix

And a rather friendly dominatrix you look to be, which is a-okay with us. We're not fooled by your be-spiked back and disturbed glare -- we know you must be a real softy under all that.

We're sure you would nicely ask us to lick your shiny, patent-leather heels and you'd double check to make sure handcuffing us to you was okay. And we would more than happily oblige, and maybe politely ask if we could press our tongue to your nipple because your breasts look like delicious little swirls of soft-serve we can't wait to get our mouths on. We're sure we'd get along famously in a friendly game of give and take. Manners and BDSM together; it can work!

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)