If We Looked Like Eliza Sys, We Wouldn’t Ever Leave The Bed

She rolls around, she props herself on her side, maybe she changes her clothing, but then she falls on her back and starts touching herself; another hour lost to bed. We would call Eliza Sys lazy, but honestly, touching a body as fine as hers is way more productive than anything you could do outside.

Frankly, it's nice of her to leave the house ever! Eliza doesn't have to share herself with the world--she could wander through her candlelit house, trying on outfit after outfit, checking her butt out in the mirror, and as long as she ordered Fresh Direct every now and then, she'd survive. There must be a whole world of gorgeous shut-ins who live like this, right?

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