“My Ass Is For The Taking” With A Free Tote Bag

Everybody loves a free ass giveaway, especially when the asses are attached to super slutty Europorn babes. Of course, as any eroto-economist will tell you, there's no such thing as a free ass. So what do these girls want in return?

Maybe we shouldn't be thinking of these butts as "for the taking," but instead as objects to be invested in. Instead of putting money into this butt, you're supposed to put a big cock inside it. (And people wonder why the porn industry is so financially troubled.)

Ann Marie La Sante wants to find out what kind of stock options her company offers, but when she asks her boss, he hears "cock options" instead. It's a common mistake, but when the guy drops his trousers, Ann Marie is delighted to find that there's only one company cock option: big and veiny. That's her favorite kind! She wastes zero time slobbing on his knob and letting him slip inside her ass; it is indeed a small but well-sculpted butt that almost seems too tiny to handle all that dick, but Ann Marie likes the snug feeling in her backside. It's her idea of job security!

Bibi Noel hardly has time to run her tongue ring up her man's cock before he tries to take her ass. Some people might find this kind of rushing unromantic, and if you're feeling the same, we implore you to open your definition of romance. Yes, he rushes through the opening formalities, but it's not out of a lack of respect for Bibi's rockin' bod; it's because he views her asshole as his secret lover, and he will do anything to whisk her away to place where there are fields of open, comfy beds surrounded by eternally flowing KY fountains. Bibi doesn't have any rich fantasies like that because she's kind of busy taking a fat dick in her rear end.

And what of Erica Fontes, our cover girl? Her facial expressions communicate nothing but disbelief, and we are intrigued by this. "Is that a cock in my ass?" her eyebrows and lips seem to say, "How big is the cock in my ass?" Erica, you were literally just wrapping your lips around a penis. It's safe to assume that if you feel something large, wet, and hot pushing inside your body, it's probably David Perry's dick. Or maybe aliens abducted you and planted false memories involving David Perry's dick. Either way, you've got one delicious ass.

All of these gorgeous backsides are "For The Taking," but you have to remember that choosing to be an organ donor is serious business, and these girls should be treated with respect. Their asses aren't just for the taking, they're for the giving!

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