Cougar-on-Ingenue Action: Who’s Teaching Whom?

You may have noticed the porn trendlet of older women "teaching" younger ones, like a "Barely Legal" with cougars in the older guy role. But don't our nation's porn breeders send starlets out of the gate knowing everything?

The gauzy cinematography and Kenny G-lite (that's right: imagine Kenny G but lite) soundtrack might suggest a different title than "Finger Lickin' Girlfriends," but Whatever.

The type of consumers who like "lesbian" porn, which should not be confused with actual lesbian porn, enjoy looking at fields of women with no penis in sight; women who might otherwise be cast in a straight boy/girl porn movie.

In "Finger Lickin' Girlfriends" (which really is an unfortunate title for a movie that aspires to be so much classier), we meet gentle older women who gently guide doe-like ingenues into their Sapphic lairs.

There's the delightful Tanya Tate comforting bridesmaid Jessie Rogers, a similar wedding-day scene between Veronica Avluv and Dani Daniels, and a quivering Lesbian Dating Service interlude between Lola Foxx and Madeleine St. Michaels.

Granted, we don't believe a thing. It is hard to look at Jessie Rogers and see an ounce of vulnerability that needs to be fingered out by Tanya Tate. Only force-of-nature Nyomi Banxxx seems like she's teaching anyone anything in her scene with Ana Foxxx.

It is a book-length other story entirely to relate how little "experience" counts in porn, seeing as how this business is one of the only ones in which newcomers earn way more in their first year than veterans do in their last.

Still: No Dicks.

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