Dissecting Rihanna’s Latest Topless Twitpic

If you think us Fleshbot folk go overboard with naked picture analysis, wait until you see what The Mirror had to say about Rihanna's recent topless Twitpic (and a handful of her other tweets). They're on some Dan Brown-level shit.

That is, if Dan Brown were in middle school. The idea is that Rihanna's been writing a lot of cryptic tweets lately, and if you think about them in relation to Chris Brown and his new girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, it seems like Riri is taking shots. For example, she tweeted a picture of a packet of rice cakes wearing hoop earrings and sunglasses, and that made her followers think she was talking about Karrueche. Anyway, uncomfortable racist remarks aside, this odd bit of toplessness came with the question, "Where have you been all my life?!" Yeah, she's just talking about the fly whisk, but what if she's calling Chris and Karrueche flies? Is that a diss? It's subtle.

· Rihanna on Twitter (twitter.com)
· Via The Mirror (mirror.co.uk)