Now This Is How You Go Skinny Dipping

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Carefree skinny dippers: you're pretty cool, and we like that you're expressive with your body, but you're kind of missing the point of the act. Watch how Alicia Vikander does it: she's slightly tense as she strips--soft parts below, hard glare on top--because she's not just going into the lake, she's leaving the world behind.

And you can't bring clothes from one world into the next! That's why it's so awkward when one person jumps in naked and another person jumps in wearing clothing. Modesty closes the portal to another realm! Oh, Alicia Vikander, soon we will disappear together in a naked swan dive!

· "The Crown Jewels" (imdb.com)