Some Boobs Calm You Down, Some Boobs Crave “Vengeance”

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And the newest season of "Spartacus" is always sure to balance the types of boobage it supplies. Sometimes we get Viva Bianca using her tits to make her hubby mellow out, and sometimes we get Katrina Law baring her breasts while she brandishes a dagger. (And yes, we do find it hot when she holds the blade to her attacker's balls.)

Now that our beloved Lucy Lawless is doing her crazy sooth-sayer routine, it looks like Viva Bianca is taking up the mantle of the MILFy matriarch who uses her body as a weapon. Just like Lucretia did in the first couple seasons of "Spartacus," Ilithyia soothes her husband's fevered brow by stripping and touching him in front of their slaves, and even though they have great sexual chemistry, we still get the feeling that she's lusting after gladiator-meat. We need a character like this in our lives! Of course, no one could ever replace Lucy Lawless.

· "Spartacus: Vengeance" (starz.com)