Lindsay Lohan And Terry Richardson Make Sweet Areola Music Together

If life were like high school, then the yearbook superlatives would obviously list Terry Richardson and Lindsay Lohan as "Cutest Couple That Should've Been." Look at these two! They're so comfortable together that Lindsay's cleavage is spilling everywhere and her areola is visible.

And everybody knows that visible areola is a sign of a strong relationship: it's somewhat more intimate than just cleavage, and it doesn't carry any of the immediately sexual edginess that nipples have. Lindsay's areolae are especially dear to us; we've seen them (and the rest of her boobs) a bunch of times now, and we're always down for more. Lindsay Lohan, your areolae are dreamcatchers.