Bare Dicks Are The New Black

The Rick Owens' Menswear Show was held last week in Paris, and featured a disconcerting new fashion trend that will hopefully never catch on. It basically involves draping a large, flowing garment that covers you down to your knees and features a large hole that exposes your dick. It's also sleeveless, which means that it'll be huge in New Jersey. 

These pics come to us courtesy of Jezebel (link below) who is as dumbfounded as I am as to the practicality of such a design. NY Mag also covered the fashion show, and has pictures from other angles which don't accentuate the models' dicks. An alarming number of these models look like the love children of Adrien Brody and Ric Ocasek, while the rest look like Hitler youths. I'm not sure what this all means, but it's my big takeaway. That and it must be cold in Paris...

Via Jezebel