Why Do You Need A Couch On The Roof? For Late-Night Dildoing

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Everyone thought Teagan Presley was stupid for buying that expensive and cramped studio, and her friends started questioning her sanity when she put her couch on the roof, but they all wised up as soon as Alexis Ford started telling tales of midnight dildo banging by the light of the city skyline.

When you think about all the hot lesbian sex that can happen on a couch on the roof, suddenly Teagan's whole life makes sense. Yes, we too would gladly endure living in one tiny room with a bed, a kitchenette, and bad lighting if it meant we could insert toys in Alexis Ford's pussy al fresco at night. Being an adult is all about having your priorities in order.

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