SmashPixxx Gives You All The Smash Pictures Smut You Want… For A Price

Last year, we reviewed a deal that allowed you to have access to six porn sites for the price of one, and we weren't too thrilled about it. Our final opinion was, "Enjoy these images from the various sites, consider your interest, and wait. Gunzblazing may surprise us yet!" Well, surprise: now there are twelve sites for the same price!

A few notes before we proceed with this review:

1. Since we're essentially re-reviewing an updated spread of the straight Gunzblazing websites, we'll be referring to the old review quite often.
2. When there were six sites—Dirty Teen Idols, Unfaithful Housewives, Secretary Seductions, Nurse Seductions, Taboo Desire, and Whale Tail Bangers—there was no central website. Now, SmashPixxx.com is the home site from which the twelve separate sites branch.
3. We want to apologize for a line in the old review that says all of the content is original. It is, but only sort of. We thought each site produced it's own porn, but after doing some research—and realizing that SmashPixxx was obviously referring to something—we figured out that the majority (if not 100%) of the material across these sites is from movies and pictures made by Smash Pictures.

So now that all that's out of the way, here are the new sites!

Hard Jerking Girls: All about handjobs.
Stocking Secrets: For those of you who like socks, hosiery, and other leg-based accessories.
My Hot Nanny: Where babysitters are always free for the evening.
Bus Stop Girls: Seems like teen stuff. (Smells like teen spirit?) We're not exactly sure what the bus stop has to do with anything, but it does carry some naughty connotations!
White Wife Black Cocks: Pretty self-explanatory.
Dirty Parodies: Where Smash Pictures showcases their catalog of parody porn. At the moment, their parody collection consists of four movies—"Bridesmaids," "Halloween," "Bring It On," and "America's Next Top Model"—but there are more on the way!

You can get all this for $24.95 a month! What do you think? Hey, no rush to decide yet. We can break it down further.

That is, we can repeat what what was said in the last review.

Photos: "These photos look like that. Sometimes they're hardcore, sometimes they're softcore; sometimes they're high-resolution glamour shots, sometimes they're movie stills; sometimes you find a lot of them, often you don't." Yep, that's what we said last time! Now that we know that these are the glamour shots and/or promotional stills from Smash Pictures movies, it makes a little more sense that the videos are the main attraction across all of the sites.

Videos: Smash Pictures has been around since 2002, and as far as we can tell, you get access to clips from all of their films. That's insane! We can't even begin to calculate how many individual scenes that comes out to be; we'll just say "hella hundreds" and leave it at that.

On the downside, we wish there were a way to search for clips across individual titles or film series. Dirty Parodies organizes all clips according to the source movie, but none of the other sites do. In fact, they don't even mention the title of the source movie! Why is that? Doesn't Smash Pictures want to sell DVDs? It would make life so much easier if we could browse through multiple scenes in the same movie!

Also, as previously mentioned, the streaming quality is groovy and everything is downloadable.

XXX Cinema: These are those random streaming media players that are categorized into various niches and fetishes. As mentioned in the last review, we consider them a waste of time.

Other Awesome, Somewhat Unclassifiable Stuff: There are still a number of unique search and filter functions that make finding smut quick, fun, and easy! And that's about it.

Since there hasn't been any major design change since the last time we looked around these sites, this all comes down to how you feel about Smash Pictures as a porn studio. You can find just about every professional pornstar who's worked in the last eight years across these sites, and if you're strapped for cash, $24.95 per month is a great price to pay for a nearly endless amount of high quality porn, but again, you should figure out if you're willing to commit to Smash Pictures.

Our advice: pay $4.95 for a one day trial! It's the price of a Coke and a candy bar, you'll get your money's worth in absolutely no time, and maybe you'll fall in love with one of the twelve sites.

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[Above: Andy San Dimas and Bill Bailey from Smash Pictures's "Halloween: XXX Porn Parody" via SmashPixxx (smashpixxx.com)]

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