Here’s Miley Cyrus Eating A Giant Dick (Cake)

How does 19 year old Miley Cyrus celebrate her boyfriend's birthday? Why, she buys him an enormous cock-shaped cake, puts her mouth all over it, and dances the night away while drinking a carafe of something that is most certainly non-alcoholic.

Because nothing says, "I love you" quite like a thick, powerful, chocolate cock surrounded by a bunch of tinier frosting cocks that are running around in fear. Oh, and be sure that the giant cock is made out of red velvet cake, because it'll make biting into the tip that much weirder.

On a totally separate note, does anyone else feel like Hustler should've waited to make the Miley Cyrus parody porn? Sure, being 19 isn't as exciting as being 18, but she definitely wasn't doing things like this last year.

· Via TMZ (tmz.com)