Ricky Martin Steams Up Instagram

Hot off of his participation in the massacring of Evita on Broadway, Ricky Martin's latest album A Quien Quiera Escuchar drops tomorrow and he's promoting it by posting this hot beach selfie. Now, I don't think that's his cock betwixt his right thumb and index finger, but it might be, and that counts more than facts in this day and age.

Ricky posted this pic on Instagram, accompanied by about 700 hashtags, including #barefeet, which might be the most comical one. Why not #tattoo or #skimpyswimtrunks or #beard or #chaise or #pillows? I legitimately feel like an old man when confronted by hashtags. They frighten and confuse me. Nothing confusing about Ricky anymore though, so there's that.

Via Ricky Martin on Instagram