OhMiBod’s Club Vibe 2.OH Puts The Party In Your Pants

Have you ever found yourself gettin' your dance on at a club, feeling so good, wishing you could just freaking orgasm right there on the spot? Well, rather than grinding up on some stranger (though that can be fun, too) OhMiBod's Club Vibe fits right into your panties, controlled by remote control or hot club beats. Yeah, that hits the spot.

This little thing charges via USB, which was... different. I'm used to having a mouse or hard drive or other such computery things stemming from my laptop, but the Club Vibe doesn't look too out of place because it's a sleek and discreet piece of machinery. After just two hours she's fully charged and ready to go.

A one-size-fits-most thong with internal vibrator pocket comes in the package, and I admit I was at first a bit skeptical of this claim. But, as a petite individual I was fine, and there's a good amount of stretch to accommodate girls with bigger back. It felt OK, but wasn't as close up to my clit as I desired so I threw on a pair of leggings for that extra snug fit.

Now for the works — it's surprisingly strong! There are five modes to be played with, aside from the music-response mode. Three are straight up vibrations ranging from "less sensitive" to "more sensitive", and I was pleasantly surprised by how powerful the motor was even through the panties. For me, however, the clitoral "nub" didn't concentrate the vibrations enough to really catch my sweet spot; they seemed to sort of emanate all around my vagina. Unfortunately I don't know that I would really be able to achieve an orgasm this way... I was just dancing around my apartment, though, and perhaps if I were in that sultry, sweaty club environment I may feel turned on enough that the Club Vibe would get me there.

However, I'm not much of a clubber, per se, so thought mayhaps the vibe would work nicely for other in-public adventures. It's a little too loud for that, though, and I also had to finagle a bit to really get the contact I wanted. But, hey, if you're the kind who doesn't mind digging around in your pants to position and hold the Club Vibe in place, then go for it!

It is pretty great, however, that a fun-loving partner can control the vibe from up to 20 feet away, which would also add to the excitement. What a great gift to give one of your fellow clubgoers: "Wanna make me come?" "Uhh.. yes, ma'am!" And the music mode was pretty nice too, picking up on those bumpin' beats and sending them straight to your naughty bits.

Overall, I think this would be a fun gift or special occasion party purchase, but for everyday O needs I may stick to a good old fashioned stick vibrator to get the job done.

· Buy the OhMiBod's Club Vibe 2.OH (babeland.com)

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