Perfection Is A Brunette With Back Tattoos

January 18, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

At least, that's what a bunch of XTube uploaders have decided. At first glance, we thought her back tattoos were gangrene or something, but it was just the camera quality. She's clean, y'all!

That is, she's dirty, like naughty-dirty, but she's quite sanitary. Then again, we haven't seen her place in person, and we don't have the UV light equipment to search for grime on the couch, so we can't really call her sanitary in good faith, either. Now we're reconsidering this whole "perfect" adjective we applied to her. OH GOD, THE DOUBT.

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