A Field Guide To Riley Reid

January 10, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Riley Reid isn't nominated for anything at AVN this year, nor is she doing anything too unusual or eye-catching at the moment (besides being Jules Jordan's latest "Ultimate Fuck Toy"), we just want to write about her because she's adorable and slutty, and we think she's going to be a big part of your masturbation habits in 2012.

Sadly, there's simply not a lot of information about Riley Reid out there; she's too fresh! The only info we can find comes from a couple of impersonal interviews by She Needs It, and the details are scarce. Still, Riley's answers are both thought-provoking and arousing, and that alone is enough to earn our praise. Here's all we know about her.

Based on a small bit of research, we think Riley Reid was born on July 9, 1990. We heard that she was living in Florida around two years ago, but that doesn't necessarily mean she originates there. Everybody loves Florida!

Riley Reid (sometimes Paige Riley) started doing porn sometime in 2011; we first noticed her when she showed up in a couple of New Sensations releases, and we were drawn in by her wide, cheeky smile, her perfectly round butt, and her relentless enthusiasm. Some of our favorite pictures of her come from "Angel Face 2," in which she bangs the bejesus out of Michael Vegas in what looks like a 1970s rumpus room. When asked about her favorite adult performers, Riley responded coyly, "I enjoy working with Michael Vegas." We can definitely see why!

Speaking of her favorites, here is a list of Riley Reid's favorite things! Our favorite questions and answers include:

3. Favorite Song?
Riley Reid: I'm on this funkadelic kick now so probably "Give Up the Funk" by George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic

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16. Favorite Book?
Riley Reid: Currently reading "The China Study." [Ed.: It's a huge nutrition book that focuses mainly on the connection between meat-heavy diets and diseases.] It's really good so far. (smiles)

17. If you could have dinner with ANY three people in the history of time who would they be and why?
Riley Reid: Oh man what a question. Jeeze... um... Albert Einstein, for sure because I'd love to hear about his perception of life and why he thinks the way he does, or at least how he thinks. Hunter S. Thompson, because I'm interested on some of his writings and views on life and drugs and etc. Finally I think I'd want to talk to the teacher John Scopes, who was the first teacher in 1925 to teach about the evolutionary theory. I want to know what he thought about teaching that subject and how nervous and afraid he was to do it in the first place, and the troubles he faced fighting the supreme court for the rights to teach the subject. Reason being because I follow the scientific theory of evolution so I'm intrigued by his courage to teach past religion and faith and look at facts.

Yeah, that's just Riley being Riley, casually talking about non-fiction books and evolutionary theory, giving nerds erections too big to fit in pants. The same website has an article called Riley Reid - 13 Fun Facts, but it's not as entertaining as the Favorite Things list.

You might have noticed that Riley has a long line of Chinese characters going down her spine. Some people say that this one piece of body art throws off her Girl Next Door vibe, but we think it's a minor deviation that only strengthens her down home personality. Plus, with a little help from the internet, we figured out what it says: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Seriously. Unfortunately, fluent Chinese speakers have noted that the grammar is all kinds of funky, so it really says "Life brings you when lemon make lemonade."

A few days ago, New Sensations announced that Riley Reid has the leading female role in their next Romance series film, "The Friend Zone." It's about Anthony Rosano and his feelings for his BFFL, Riley, and the trouble he gets into when he tries to get with her via a fake online dating profile. The writer of the film, Jacky St. James, says, "Everything about this film was a risk. From casting a relative newcomer (Riley Reid) in a leading role, to the use of special effects never before integrated into a romance film. But after having watched the film in its entirety, I can confidently say that the risks paid off. The outstanding performances by Anthony Rosano and Riley Reid bring to life a story that will undoubtedly hit home for a lot of people."

You see? 2012 has barely started, and already people are drooling over Riley Reid. Just imagine what life will be like by December! Riley Reid, please remember us when you're sitting that beautiful butt of yours on the throne it deserves. We love you.

· Be sure to check out Riley's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Her modeling profile (type9models.com)
· And her IAFD page (iafd.com)

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