Where Are Your Panties, Sara Tommasi?

Sara Tommasi doesn't know where her panties went, either! Here's a tip: maybe don't look for them when you're on nationally broadcast television.

Or if you must, check where the cameras are first! Or maybe Sara doesn't care about any of that stuff. Maybe she was wearing million dollar panties and if she doesn't find out who has them, the mob will hurt her family. In that case, search for your panties, Sara Tommassi, and never care who sees your vulva! (Coming soon to theaters.)

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)