Mellisa Clarke Isn’t A Nudist, She Just Has A Medical Condition

It should come as no surprise that being fresh to death is hazardous to your health, but still, some lad mag babes think they can get away with looking fly in a Nike letterman for hours at a time. Mellisa Clarke rocked the jacket as long as she could, but eventually, she had to run out into the garden and strip.

But don't worry, she's totally fine now! She found a number in the back of a newspaper and now she has a prescription for showing her tits on the regular. Someday nudity will be legal for everyone, but for now, thank goodness for the medical nakedness clubs.

· Front-TV (frontarmy.com)