Nautica Thorn’s Pussy Is Best Eaten Al Fresco

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It doesn't take a gourmand to know that Nautica's pussy is best enjoyed while relaxing by the shore. The smell of sunscreen, the warm breeze, and the light spray of sea salt all bring out the subtle sweetness in Nautica's nether regions.

Obviously, not everyone has the time and money to be jetting off to Hawaii every time Nautica Thorn wants some head, so don't feel bad if you haven't had the chance to taste her. Still, we urge you to consider saving up. How about, instead of buying people Christmas presents this year, you save up money to take Nautica on a date? Yes, you risk alienating your friends and family, but they'll understand when you tell them why you're pulling a Scrooge.

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