The World Conspires To Show Us Melissa George’s Boobs

It's not like we haven't seen her breasts already—we've seen her masturbate and lactate before, so we already feel quite close to her—but two forces are working to give us more of George's goods. Who are these forces? See-through clothing and Russell Simmons.

Yes, a month ago, Russell Simmons allegedly accidentally tweeted a semi-nude photo of Melissa, and earlier this weekend, a camera flash revealed Melissa's bralessness. Who else will step forward with pictures of Melissa George's (somewhat) secret parts? Are there other pictures like these hidden throughout the world? (We heard if you fold a fifty dollar bill just right, you can see her having sex with Ulysses S. Grant.)

· Via Taxi Driver Movie