Cheer Up, Georgette Eto’o, You’re Topless By The Pool!

You're hot, you're the wife of a famous footballer, your tits look amazing, and all you have to do right now is lounge by the pool. What's got you down, dear? Are you hungry? You don't seem thrilled about the food. You don't seem thrilled about anything, really.

Maybe she feels strange because she thought Miami would be titty city but it turned out to be prude town with everyone's boobs tucked away. Don't let them get you down, Georgette. They're just jealous of you and the relationship your breasts have with the sun (the sun is all up on your nipples, girl).

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)